Saturday, June 16, 2007

And if This Bish is Pregnant...

...I'LL PHUCKING CUT SOMEONE...AND IT WON'T BE ME EITHER!

Nicole Richie pregnant is just all sorts of wrong. Drug and alcohol addicted, arrested for heroin possession, arrested for driving the wrong way on a phucking freeway while under the influence of Vicodin and weed...she and Joel "Poser" Madden haven't been together long let alone married...her ass is probably headed to jail after her last arrest...and the bish starves herself...shite pisses me off.

These were snapped at the YSL Pool Party to benefit Center Dance Arts last Thursday. Page Six is reporting she was wearing what looked like an engagement ring:

"It was one big rock surrounded by more diamonds," our source said. Richie refused to talk about the ring. Meanwhile, Madden was "overly attentive to her - keeping his arm around her all night - and repeatedly asked her if she was OK." The cozy couple ate everything on their plates, lobster salad and lamb, but refused all alcohol, which our snarky spy called "a first for her."

Seriously, I'm gonna cut her.

3 comments:

Angela said...

Ease up mamasita....breath.....don't take it out on the world.....breath....put the positive energy out there......

Upchuck(er) said...

Just venting - which is healthy - on occasion. You know I spend most of my time thinking postive and healthy thoughts. :)

Love you!

tina said...

I sure hope she's not pregnant but Nicole Richie staying away from alcohol is hard to believe unless something is up with a pregnancy.

Poor kid. So many of the wrong people are blessed with children. It will happen for you Upchucker!