But can he make those boots and that shirt (it's not a dress NitBrit) disappear?...for good!

Britney Spears is takin' her comeback serious ya'all! She is rumored to be performing at the MTV VMA's on September 9th and word is that Criss Angel "Mindfreak" will make her disappear/reappear several times during the performance.

"Angel will guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times, a source told the NY Daily News yesterday.

Other dancers in the complicated number are being called upon to harness up for simulated flight, the source said."

In other Britney news, KFed-Ex's attorney has filed documents citing Spears as the "monied party" and requesting she pay his fees!

"Attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said in an Aug. 26 declaration that Federline has "no net income" after various expenses, and that his spousal support of $20,000 a month ends in November. Spears, meanwhile, brings in an average monthly income of $737,868."

NitBrit rakes in $737,868 each month?! Come on people, stop buying her damn perfume and shit. That's just crazy money for such a train wreck.