Jolie & Pax on Cover of HELLO!

HELLO! rag was the highest bidder scooping the first staged pics and interview with Angelina Jolie since her adoption of Pax Thien Jolie. Ms. Smarty Pants knows that she should put out the pics first to reduce the value of razzi's pics thereby, hopefully, reducing their need to intensely stalk her and the rest of the Jolie-Pitt crew.

Click here for my earlier post on Angelina's 5-minute-stay at home mom plan and upcoming movie location. I post so much that no one story stays on my main page very long!