* WHICH leotard-loving pop icon won't be performing in Tokyo any time soon? Our tipster said she's been banned from entering Japan "because she got caught with drugs" there . . .
Pop icon? Leotard loving? MADONNA?!?! But what drugs?! I want names!
* WHICH funnyman musician wound down after his recent concert here by getting "stoned out of his mind" at his after-party?
John Mayer? Isn't he the white Bob Marley?