Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles Do Their Best to Kill Planet Earth

The Prince and Camilla were in Kuwait for a pig-pickin', er, some fancy gala, when she realized her favorite heels were not amongst the "footwear for a month" she had with her...they were actually *gasp* back home in Highgrove. Please, contain your outcries people! We must have order!

Our dearest Camilla feared not. Senior courtiers sought to it the special shoes arrived within the 48hrs they had before party time...and Camilla chose not to wear them anyway.

Fear not World -- Prince Charles has ordered his staff to "offset his travel carbon emissions by tree-platning and eco-friendly investments." Surely so he will be honored with yet another environmental award thereby requiring the Prince and 14 members of his staff to fly 7,000+ miles round trip to collect the award (as he controversially did earlier this year).

I say "Bravo Prince Charles" and "Bravo Camilla"...Now off with your heads you crappers!