SJP Loves her Ball Bag

I am one of those who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker Broderick can be great. But that thing she's trying to pass off as a purse looks identical to the bull's "ball sack" one of my husband's business partners keeps on his desk - as a souvenir from, well, a bull. She's totally carrying a "ball sack." Ehh gawd, I think I just vurped (burp and vomit for those not in the know) for the second time today. Talk amongst yourselves while I go brush.

IN OTHER SJP NEWS:

In 2004, Parker received the CFDA Fashion Icon Award and now Us Weekly is reporting Parker will be launching her own clothing line called Bitten. Insiders are already comparing it to the Olsen-twins own fashion line, The Row, but we won't really know until editors evaluate the line during two private luncheons at NY's trendy Indochine.

Parker, 41, received the CFDA Fashion Icon Award in 2004, and we expect her stylistic eye will help make this line fabulous – just so long as nameplate necklaces aren’t part of the deal.